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velvito

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Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« on: Aug 09, 17, 16:56 »
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?8776409-How-To-Save-a-Chicken&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+VWVortexForum+%28VWVortex.com%29

"Few days ago, at about 3:30 in the morning, I (true story) hit a chicken. Apparently wild foul have been propagating locally, and I almost propagated one to death. As I rounded a bend in my R, often happens on a windy road, an attention hungry chicken AND coyote darted out in front of me. Ahem… Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently the coyote had been stalking the chicken, and when my headlights rolled around, they both panicked and charged “into the light.” I slammed on the brakes. The coyote made it across but the chicken bounced off my bumper like a half deflated volleyball. Complete with feathers slowly descending, cartoon style, to the pavement. I got out of my car, concerned I may have to put the bird out of its misery, but it darted off into the bushes. Phew… So I saved a chicken from a coyote only to watch the chicken dart off into the foliage where it may well again face the same coyote. The mysterious and often ironic cycle of life. Oh, no damage to the car, but the even more silly thing is, I had deactivated front assistance only minutes before. Might have been interesting to experience a golf R vs. chicken automated panic stop. I suspect the chicken might have preferred that as well.


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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #1 on: Aug 09, 17, 17:16 »
CSB. What's the thingy after his name?
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #3 on: Aug 09, 17, 19:48 »
Since we are on the topic of running over chickens.

I was driving down the middle lane of three, coming up on a semi truck. I noticed something fall from the semi and land in the middle of my lane. I was going to quick to stop, and having both outside lanes occupied with vehicles I was left to hit what I thought was a bunch of newspaper. (if I remember correctly it was dark, after a Tuesday Langley meet) So, I hit this object in the road. I was driving my at the time, very very low car and after a bang, behind my car shoots a puff of feathers. I don't stop until I get home and find my Vr lip and front bumper covered with feathers and blood.
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #4 on: Aug 10, 17, 14:06 »
CSB. What's the thingy after his name?

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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #5 on: Aug 10, 17, 14:15 »
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #6 on: Aug 10, 17, 23:55 »
Funny story. And since he says blessings, I'd assume that's very clearly a cross after his name. So I'd also assume he's a Christian. Is that a problem with anyone?
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #7 on: Aug 11, 17, 00:27 »
Talking about chickens you can buy chickens for $30 on Craigslist here in pitt meadows! Lol

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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #8 on: Aug 11, 17, 08:11 »
Funny story. And since he says blessings, I'd assume that's very clearly a cross after his name. So I'd also assume he's a Christian. Is that a problem with anyone?
It's not a problem for me. Religion is like a penis. You've got one? That's great! You're proud of it? That's great too! But if you try ramming it down my throat, we're gonna have a problem.
I like Jesus. But his fan club can drive me nuts.
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #9 on: Aug 11, 17, 10:22 »
It's not a problem for me. Religion is like a penis. You've got one? That's great! You're proud of it? That's great too! But if you try ramming it down my throat, we're gonna have a problem.
I like Jesus. But his fan club can drive me nuts.
What's wrong with having something rammed down your throat? #hater
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #10 on: Aug 11, 17, 10:33 »
Reminds me of a joke.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?








I can't jelly my cock down your throat.
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #11 on: Aug 11, 17, 12:13 »
this one spiraled out of control right quick...
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #12 on: Aug 12, 17, 22:00 »
yep. :)
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #13 on: Aug 15, 17, 15:42 »
What's wrong with having something rammed down your throat? #hater

I'm gonna ram Jesus down your throat. Carlos will help.
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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #14 on: Aug 15, 17, 17:08 »
I'm gonna ram Jesus down your throat. Carlos will help.

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Re: Funny "R vs chicken" story from Vortex
« Reply #15 on: Aug 15, 17, 18:58 »
It's not a problem for me. Religion is like a penis. You've got one? That's great! You're proud of it? That's great too! But if you try ramming it down my throat, we're gonna have a problem.
I like Jesus. But his fan club can drive me nuts.

That's hilarious!  :thumbup: :rofl:
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